Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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