last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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