And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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