he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
We don't watch enough power rangers
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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