do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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