Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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