Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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