help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
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