So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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