But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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