a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Randomize
