Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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