Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
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its like you know when i get waxed
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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