Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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