what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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