im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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