love makes seman taste better
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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