maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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