No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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