Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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