So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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