Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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