FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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