Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize