Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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