Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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