dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You pole danced in your parka.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
My bed smells like the plague
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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