She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
did you just send me my own nude
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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