Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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