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(805): View more from California

do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.

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(314): View more from Missouri

chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.

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(214): View more from Texas

Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"

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(317): View more from Indiana

Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...

(317): View more from Indiana

Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even

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(248): View more from Michigan

My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.

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