she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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