We need to rekindle our bromance
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'm always down for nudity.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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