Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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