I want to have your abortion
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Randomize
