Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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