you have to choose: penises or morals?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
