guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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