Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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