Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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