We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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