at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
