you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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