Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
if only i could text you this smell
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Im part way to drunk.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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