normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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