I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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