I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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