At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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