try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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