Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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