Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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