bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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