it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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