can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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